Dear Friday:

Lobsters. It's a FRIENDS reference. Look it up <3

dear self: i'm pretty pissed at you right now. we can be friends again later, but right now, you suck. a lot.  dear fiance: i had fun last night.  i wish we were on more of a similar schedule so we could hang out like that all the time.  dear morning: everyone keeps trying to convince me that you don't suck, and that i'll be a morning person eventually.  i think they're lying. dear work: be over soon ok? i have an appointment for a nap on my couch... dear mouse living in my garage: i haven't seen you yet, which is good because i'd probably have a fit of hysterics.  but if you could please move yourself out of my garage, i'd probably not try to kill you anymore. just go away. (and please don't leave your family there either!) dear laundry: i'm sorry i've left so much of you dirty...but since i have to walk through the garage to wash you...it might be awhile.  dear maybelline: seriously, why is it that i fall in love with a delightful red nail polish of yours, and decide that's what i want my bridesmaids to wear for the wedding...and now it's nowhere to be found (including online at Target)?  dear vacation: i wish i could take one. ever.

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